Bachelor Recap / Fantasy Standings: Week 5

Per usual, just a few comments about the Week 5 Episode... 

• ABOUT FREAKING TIME RENEE! I never thought it was going to happen, especially since it didn't happen on her 1-on-1 date!  I still think she's too good for him. 

• NIkki needs to realize this is not the guy for her. She hasn't enjoyed ANY of the events on the dates which are clearly all things he likes to do (maybe not that extreme all the time, but same idea)

• If he's going to keep stealing Clare away during group dates for long periods of time then he needs to just take her on 1-on-1 dates. It's so not fair to the other girls. And then that rendezvous (which was worth a ton of points in the Fantasy League) in the ocean in the middle of the night. "Hey Camilla, don't worry, Daddy's such a good guy I won't kiss the single mom but I'll pretty much do the sexy blonde"

• And because of the reaction during the rose ceremony, that pretty much confirms what we all thought happened in the ocean. She's a mess and is now stealing time away from the other girls. She's my least favorite of the girls and I hope she doesn't make it much further! (and she's a freaking terrible liar "my allergies" suuuuure and then goes and sits next to Juan Pablo like no big deal)

• And the little Ocean Rendezvous got me thinking, we all know sex is being had on this show, how funny would it be if someone got pregnant (and even funnier if they weren't the one selected because they obviously wouldn't know until after the show was over). I know it wouldn't actually be "funny" - rather sad, the poor kid but something like THAT would be a crazy twist. I bet they probably have something written into their contracts like "must use condom" or something. Especially with all the sex that is reportedly going on in some seasons. 

And now its's time for the Bachelor Fantasy League Standings:

Money League Standings after Week 5

DS: 1160
LL: 1090
JL: 960
JR: 900
ME: 565
KW: 530
SR: 430

The Teams:

JL:  Elise, Lucy, Lauren H, Christine, Victoria

JR: Amy L, Christi, Elise, Kat, Victoria

LL: Alli, Cassandra, Elise, Lucy, Valerie

DS: Victoria, Sharleen, Nikki, Kat, Andi

ME: Alexis, Christi, Kat, Lacy, Valerie

SR: Alexis, Amy L, Chelsie, Kat, Lauren S

KW: Alexis, Ashley, Chelsie, Lauren H, Valerie

Received a Rose:

Andi, Cassandra, Chelsie, Clare, Kat, Nikki, Renee, Sharleen

Sent Packing:

Alli, Danielle, Kelly

Points Earned:

Involved in a real kiss: Sharleen (20), Clare (20), Andi (20), Renee (20), Nikki (20)

Swears: Nikki (20)

Cries: Clare (20), Danielle (20)

Says something like “I’m Not Here to Make Friends”, "I'm Here for Him", or “I’m Not Here for the Other Girls”
: Clare (20)
Alone in Hot Tub or Bath Tub with Juan Pablo: Clare (20)

Receives a rose on group date: Clare (30)

Gets a 1-on-1 Date: Renee (30), Nikki (30)

Reads a Date Card: Renee (50), Kat (50), Clare (50)

Receives first given rose at Ceremony: Sharleen (50) 

Eliminations Points:

JL:  100/each: Danielle, Kelly - 200 earned

JR: 200/each: Danielle 200 earned

LL: 100/each: Danielle, Kelly - 200 earned

DS: 50/each:  Alli, Cassandra, Kelly, Danielle - 100 earned

ME: 100/each:  Danielle, Kelly - 200 Earned

KW: 200/each:  Danielle - 200 earned

SR: 100/each: Sharleen, Clare - ZERO earned